REM fact: At festivals, the band would often turn down a trailer in favour of a traditional wooden hut.

Because everybody yurts sometimes.

Which Spanish singer are you most likely to see in the Arctic circle?

Enrique in glaciers.

Which UK grime star suffers most bad hair days?

Frizzy Rascal.

Daniel Bedingfield, desperate to complete his sticker book collection of North African capital cities, said: “I gotta get Tunis.”

Who is the cheesiest pop star?

Finley Quavers.

Jon Bon Jovi has bought a house in the interior lowlands of North America.

He’s living on a prairie.

The benefits of the Stone Roses reformation are Manifold.

“The buoy is mine”

- Dispute rumbles on between Brandy and Monica after boat capsizes.

David Bowie’s sugary diet:

Revels, Red Bull

Which pop star should you never take to the beach?

Aggro Sand toss.